2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

easterbunnymund:

IM LAUGHING ASO HARD AT THID WHAY THE FRICK

notyoudonut:

my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and

parasailin-sarahpalin:

that’s not what your mother named you

allmymetaphors:

my dad told me that i’m not allowed to wear tank tops around the house because they make me look like a whore so I put on a floor length skirt and a sweater and I wrapped a scarf around my head and I put on gloves (so now none of my skin is showing except my face) and then i came back out and he’s really really angry but he doesn’t know how to phrase his anger he’s just sitting here fuming and I’m glaring at him I think I won this round